Best Quote From A Shiva Visitor
My mom is driving me insane. She is so annoy-. Oh. Sorry. Guess it could be worse.
Most Inappropriate Shiva Drink
You know those diet Coke cans that say Mom? They also have ones that say Sister, Grandma, Best Friend? Yeah those.
Most Appropriate Drink Or So They Tell Me
Scotch. Anytime after 11.
Most Appearances By A Sandwich in A Seven Day Period
Party Sandwiches. Yum.
Best Quote From A Shiva Visitor In A Supporting Role
Did anyone like tape the funeral? Because I heard that like your sister um spoke like really well? And I also heard it was like standing room only. But like I was uh in Toronto? Because um you know it was a long weekend. So like uh can I download the video? I really want to see it.
Worst Outfit Worn By A Mourner
Well I hate to brag but on about day four I wore a black skirt with giant holes that I thought was super cute. Every person who walked in offered to just nip down to Wal-Mart and pick me up a black slip so I guess it wasn't as super cute as I thought.
Worst Outfit Worn By A Mourner - Vindication
But then best family friend and Celebrity stylist walked in and exclaimed from the doorway Oh My G-d that is the Best Skirt Ever Where Did You Get It. So
suck it, bitches all's well that ends well.
Best Quote From A Shiva Visitor (Male)
Do you two lovely ladies have anyone to fix me up with? Not sure if you heard but I'm uh newly single and looking to meet someone new. Preferably a little younger. I've tried older women and lets just say they aren't working for me.
Most Montreal Shiva Moment
Wait a second are you the plastic surgeon from Long Island that I sat next to at a wedding last night? Asked the rheumatologist from Johns Hopkins.
Most Overwhelming Shiva Sensation
Gratitude. We are so thankful for all of your love, support, cards, challahs, donations and breath mints.