Saturday, 2 June 2012

Overheard in My Car Yesterday

B (to friend): Dude, wanna go to the gay pride parade? I've always wanted to go to the gay pride parade.

Me: You've been to the gay pride parade.

G: Wait, is that the one where all those people were walking around the street naked?

G: Oh, no, that was the thing you and Dad went to in California with the flying tortillas.  Remember? People were wearing shoes and socks and like, nothing else?

B: Was gay pride the one where Dad got those vagina lollipops?

G: The chocolate lollipops? No, that was a garage sale.

T: Those were delicious.

B: Yeah.

G: I wonder how they got that shape.